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Flight of the fancy dans

Posted on 19. Mar, 2010 by Daywalker Bitch in Anger Management, Soccer Is Played With A Ball

Ever tried arguing with an Arsenal fan? It’s about as pleasurable as trying to convince an academic that the thesis he’s spent three years slaving over is utter bullshit, and quite similar in terms of how things play out.
I have the misfortune of sharing an all-too-tiny office space with two Gooners. One wears his jeans [...]

Why taking Le Tiss would be right for England

Posted on 26. Feb, 2010 by Daywalker Bitch in Soccer Is Played With A Ball

Under normal circumstances, watching England’s players, coaches and media spectacularly contrive to take a king-sized dump all over their World Cup chances before the tournament is pure poetry to the average Irishman.
Rivalled only by the Dutch in the internal combustion stakes, highlights include Glenn Hoddle claiming he could see dead people, and Sven Goran Eriksson [...]

Mystic JT

Posted on 05. Feb, 2010 by Daywalker Bitch in Soccer Is Played With A Ball

Words fail us here at SB Towers over this one – this is the front page of The Sun from December 4 – check out the headline on the copy of the paper Terry is holding. You couldn’t make this shit up!!

Window of opportunity – for useless twunts

Posted on 16. Jan, 2010 by Daywalker Bitch in Anger Management, Soccer Is Played With A Ball

Having spent plenty of time holed up in the gaff recently – while Leeside has, presumably, been purged for its sins against our creator almighty (Gerald McCarthy, obviously) by this awful weather – I’ve had plenty of time to ponder the bi-annual shambles that is football’s transfer window.

A swarthy flirtathon that would make even the [...]

Banging them in, early doors

Posted on 16. Dec, 2009 by Daywalker Bitch in Soccer Is Played With A Ball

We’ve all been pissing and moaning that Christmas seems to come around earlier every year, but you’ll hear little complaints from us about the frankly brilliant recent discovery that those Turkish trousersnakes at Fenerbahce have started their silly season a little early.
Let loose at Yuletide staff parties, it seems most professional footballers are determined to [...]