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Lookin’ For The Shift, Part 1: GAA players

Posted on 21. Jan, 2010 by Langerford Bitch in It's Satire, Stupid, Rule 42 And All That Shite, Sports We Made Up

As the token female Sports Bitch I’ve decided to help out my all my bitches out there with a new ‘How to…’ guide! This week (I say week as if this will be weekly, it’ll be whenever I’m holed really!) I’ll be giving tips about scoring the greatest sports stars of all time. First up: [...]

A finger’s worth double

Posted on 18. Dec, 2009 by Langerford Bitch in Sports We Made Up

With all the pitches either frozen or flooded, all the ’sport’ is happening inside our country’s fine public houses, nightclubs (and, apparently, churches) this Christmas. Langerford Bitch dusts off the one good dress she has and outlines her favourite festive party games
4 – We have an oldie but a goodie from our junior disco days [...]

Is she actually 18, or is that a savage ID?

Posted on 08. Dec, 2009 by Langerford Bitch in Rule 42 And All That Shite, Sports We Made Up

In the sense of keeping things super-Christmas-tastic I’m here to tell you about one of my favourite seasonal games I’ve encountered – Is She Actually 18 Or Is That A Savage ID.
The premise is simple – the local GAA teams are no more, hibernating for the Christmas, but on this most wonderful night of the [...]