Ever tried arguing with an Arsenal fan? It’s about as pleasurable as trying to convince an academic that the thesis he’s spent three years slaving over is utter bullshit, and quite similar in terms of how things play out.
I have the misfortune of sharing an all-too-tiny office space with two Gooners. One wears his jeans [...]
Under normal circumstances, watching England’s players, coaches and media spectacularly contrive to take a king-sized dump all over their World Cup chances before the tournament is pure poetry to the average Irishman.
Rivalled only by the Dutch in the internal combustion stakes, highlights include Glenn Hoddle claiming he could see dead people, and Sven Goran Eriksson [...]
Those playful scamps over at the wonderful, well-endowed Boob.ie have been lampooning the shit out of John Terry too; we know it’s old hat at this stage, but this Footballer’s Diary by Radge – originally posted here – is just too good for us not to bring to your attention.
Words fail us here at SB Towers over this one – this is the front page of The Sun from December 4 – check out the headline on the copy of the paper Terry is holding. You couldn’t make this shit up!!
John Terry’s exploits off the pitch have been well documented. While conservative papers remain torn between condemning the precarious holder of the English captaincy, a real ordeal is going on behind the scenes.
Whether a paper has backed or condemned Terry, one thing remains constant; the pun.
In an unprecedented effort to come up with the greatest [...]
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