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Fumbling in the greasy till, era yeah

Posted on 18. Feb, 2010 by Prison Bitch in Egg Chasing, It's Satire, Stupid, Sports We Made Up

Resident hack Prison Bitch spent a day with WB Yeats – yes he is deceased, what’s your point? – in a bid to garner the infamous playwright’s take on contemporary Irish sport, and other stuff too…
PB: Well Bill…can I call you B…
WB: I wouldn’t…
PB: WB?
WB: It matters not what you call me, but how you [...]

Sporting clichés are like women…

Posted on 27. Dec, 2009 by Lurking Bitch in Anger Management, Egg Chasing, Soccer Is Played With A Ball

There comes a time in every man’s life when he must say enough is enough. Sporting clichés penetrate my annoying gland worse than a whore working double shifts the week the navy come home. People who use them need to be made eat nothing but phlegm for a year.
When you consider the actual meaning [...]

A slight misconception

Posted on 24. Dec, 2009 by Overaggressive Bitch in Egg Chasing

This decade has seen an interesting turn of events in Irish rugby. I’m not talking about how Irish teams at international and club level have really become elite, more about how rugby is suddenly a glorified sport here.
This is especially true with the female species, who after a period of attraction to “metrosexual” men in [...]

Sights for sore eyes

Posted on 13. Dec, 2009 by Lurking Bitch in Egg Chasing, Soccer Is Played With A Ball

Some clubs go to great lengths to ensure their jerseys are “unique”, but we at Sports Bitch just think they’re pure mank. Here are the top three worst offenders…
3: Taking home bronze is the luminous glow in that dark charade that is Barcelona’s away kit (third kit). Some years back Carles Puyol grew tired of [...]